Ande, Bastian, and Dad

Bastian's morning:
Wake's up and plays with his trucks that are next to his crib until his lazy parents decide to get up and see him (5 minutes)
Sits with mom and reads some books while dad makes him some pancakes
He eats his pancake while watching a Baby Einstein video (which he loves)
Comes in the kitchen and watches dad make some eggs on the wood burning stove
Burns his hand and cries for ten minutes
Goes in his room because he's pissed off and plays with Thomas (his favorite toy)
Eats the rest of his pancake
Comes out of his room with a spray bottle and squirts mom and the computer one too many times and ends up in time out
Plays with his trains and trucks until he decides to come out again with his fork in his hand and making stabbing motions at dad.
Goes with dad to the bathroom and watches him poop
We march into the kitchen and coax mom into joining us as we do the lazy man's march
He gets ready to go on his daily hike